It was several months after adopting Sadie, my Black Lab, from the Boise Humane Society Shelter that the opportunity to take her along for some pheasant hunting presented itself. Still unsure of our understanding regarding who was “boss” and, who was "straw boss", I had some reservations about turning her loose in the wild; whether I’d spend the day hunting pheasant or her! I hoped she'd "tag along" with me, my hunting buddy, Clint and his dog, Duke, a smaller Tan Lab. But, the day to find out had arrived and, along with her leash, a fanny pack of cut up beef jerky, her favorite treat, and all my hunting paraphernalia, we loaded up in Clint's truck for the trek out to the nearby Fort Boise Wildlife Management Area.
While passing through the town of Parma, we got our first clue for what lay in store for us. As we approached the first turn off the main highway near the west end of town and the truck slowed, loud whining immerged from one of the dogs riding in the back. Clint, always impatient with Sadie's "free spirited" nature, saw she was causing it in his mirror and grumbled, "Sadie! Settle down! Cripes a' mighty!" I turned to look back and saw her pacing all around the back, looking out the windows of the topper whining loudly. She grew ever more agitated as the truck made the first turn. When we made the second turn, the whining turned into loud, excited barking; her wagging tail banged the truck sides just as loudly.
Now thoroughly irritated with the rude disruption of his ongoing yet, entertaining professions of expertise in “matters outdoors", Clint began competitively voicing his disapproval of the unruly canine behavior going on inches behind him. Watching her looking through the front window and out the windshield in such an excited state, the “light" in my head finally came on and I said to Clint, "You know, she acts like she knows where she's going!" which managed to get at least one of them calmed down. Clint began studying her in his mirror as he drove. And, when we made the third turn, she went completely BONKERS! Poor Duke, was doing all he could to keep from being trampled by his now charging around, barking and howling at the top of her lungs, traveling companion!
Seeing this, Clint laughed out loud saying, "I’ll be! You know, I think you're right! That crazy mutt of yours knows exactly where we're going!" So, we put up with the din for the remaining mile or so out to the parking area with growing curiosity of what laid in store for us on this; our first pheasant hunt with my, “…pound dog; a female one, no less!”, as Clint often referred to her. Just what had I stumbled upon adopting and bringing her home from that shelter? Well, with growing anticipation, we were about to find out!
We donned our orange, grabbed our shotguns and, I buckled the treat pouch around my waist. Taking her leash with me to the back of the truck I arrived just as Clint opened the back window of his topper so he could drop the tailgate and let the dogs out. Before I could say anything, the back window flew open out of Clint's grasp as he nearly got knocked over by the 75 pound black streak of solid muscle that shot out of the truck like a thoroughbred race horse out of the starting gates! Sadie hit the ground running sniffing around all the other parked vehicles apparently checking out the competition. Meanwhile Clint, muttering something, lowered the tailgate to let Duke out in ever more polite and dignified fashion. I just smiled as I anxiously watched Sadie for signs of bolting off into the thicket. But, she didn't. She even ran over to greet her canine buddy now finally out of the truck and join him in a sniff of the pheasant wing Clint produced and, I relaxed a bit. Sniffing done, however, she headed straight for the gate leading to the hunting grounds at a run. She stopped in the gate, looked back at us, barked twice excitedly urging us on before heading through and up the road herself.
Clint and I looked at one another, grabbed our shotguns and hustled after her and Duke who’d now joined up with her. I threw her leash around my neck and, once through the gate, began clumsily shoving shells into my gun as we hastened along following the dogs; Duke tagging along behind Sadie who had taken the lead and begun ranging back and forth across the trail with her nose to the air well ahead of us. She'd occasionally venture further off into the brush on this side or that, following her nose. But, when we'd fallen too far behind and, I called her to “Wait” she looked back at me and paused while we caught up, easing my concerns about her running off altogether. Then, when I gave her the "Okay", she resumed her ranging and quickly led me off the trail, into the adjacent field to our left. I liked what I was seeing in her! I liked it very much, indeed!
The field was thickly covered by near waist high grass that grew in softball sized clumps hidden from sight on the ground below making for treacherous footing. I had to "feel my way" with each step to avoid stumbling in it. And, it briefly took my attention away from Sadie, flanking my right, to where I was walking. As I did so, Sadie stopped cold near a clump of Sage with her tail curving straight up at the tip and, with head down and ears out, her eyes locked straight ahead into the Sage five feet in front of her. This, I noticed out the corner of my right eye just as my right foot landed on one of the grass clumps below twisting my ankle inward when the pheasant she'd led me to burst from the Sage thirty yards to my right! Off balance and hopelessly twisted the wrong way I tried to swing around for the shot on my off side; a miss! While reloading, he accelerated as though afterburner equipped forcing me to stumble around even further for a follow-up shot with even worse results! He made it safely over and through the trees spinning me around nearly 180 degrees and, almost toppling me over as I stumbled around on the grass clumps underfoot like a drunken sailor on a 3-day pass!
Flustered, I regained my upright stance, turned to look at Sadie and our eyes met with me getting "the look"! You know the one. It's the one every boy learns from his mother when he's done something she disapproves of but isn't going to say anything about, just yet. Every boy learns "the look" early on. And, I was getting it from my dog! We hadn't been walking more than ten minutes into our first hunt together and, I blew the first bird she'd put me on in record time for us, badly! And, she knew it! This proved to be but a prelude to what followed. Doing my best to ignore Clint's chiding remarks about my "grace afield", I ambled out of the tall grass over to Sadie and lavished her with praises for a good job "finding the birdie" and, rewarded her with a sizeable chunk of the beef jerky from the pouch. Feeling I'd "bought my way" back into her graces sufficiently, I urged her on and, rejoining Clint and Duke back on the trail, we resumed our quest.
It wasn’t ten minutes more when she'd gone just off the trail, into the low hanging tree limbs and brush lining its right side and, stopped cold again. Only her back half stuck out of the brush but, again, her tail curved straight up at the tip clearly visible to both Clint and I as we both walked up closer. Clint, on my left however, was focused on Duke, also on the left side of the trail and, apparently he hadn't been paying attention to Sadie when the second pheasant erupted from the brambles right in front of her. My first shot missed. Surprised, Clint's flustered follow-up was a miss and, my follow-up third also missed as the wily bird shredded its way through the tangled tree canopy to the safety of the opposite side!
Once again, seeing her prey retreat to safety after the shots, Sadie bounced back out onto the trail, turned toward the three of us standing there with our jaws hanging open in disbelief and gave all three of us males "the look". This time, adding one of those "doggy sneezes” I’ve learned translates into, "You stink!" She'd made her point so clear this time that even Duke understood it! And he had, watching Sadie in all this, finally come, not only to realize what "the game was" that we were playing but, who the expert was at playing it on this crew! And, looking over his shoulder up at Clint and me, he trotted up to join Sadie who turned with him as they both trotted up the road together glancing back only to ensure we were following the "Teacher" and her new "pupil". Clint, seeing this, was dumbfounded, even a little humiliated as was I. It was one of the rare times I’d seen the man held “jaw-open speechless”! Nevertheless, we fell in behind them not saying a word; just reloading!
Clint, now on my right, and I followed the dogs through an opening in the tree line to our right onto a narrow field perhaps sixty yards across. Another tree line bordered the opposite side with a canal just past the trees. A span of tall cat tails grew up midway in the tree line. As we entered behind them, Sadie was almost half way across the open grassy area heading for the cat tails. Duke had branched off to the right of Sadie and was flanking her some 25-30 yards as they both slowed to a walk toward the tall cat tails just across the way. Duke was turned left, looking toward Sadie and the tall cat tails.
Clint, seeing Duke out "by himself" had already ambled off to the right of Duke and was heading down toward the canal, calling for Duke to follow along way and, was missing what I was seeing of the two dogs altogether. I chose to cross the field behind and right of Sadie who was watching the base of the tall cat tails. Soon, she was stalking "head down - ears out" glancing quickly back and forth between the cat tails and Duke who, now mimicked Sadie's stalking posture. Seeing them both, it was as though Sadie was saying to Duke, "Hold it from running down that way, and I'll keep him from running up this way while the two-legged's come up between us." Meanwhile, Clint rounded the far end of the tree line alongside the canal all on his own; completely missing the two dogs putting on the most magnificent "stalk and hold" teamwork it has ever been my privilege to witness!
Regrettably this left me, the sorriest shot gunner ever to pick one of the things up, to press ahead with the dogs! As I made it across about two thirds of the field closing with the dogs, within just a few more steps the fattest bird of the day burst up from cat tails right where the dogs were pointing him! And, even being "at the ready", I again, missed two shots at it! As it dove down and away out of my sight and shot across the canal, Clint tried a third. But, being 60 or 70 yards away and, with it blasting, "full steam" from left to right across in front of him, he missed it too! Well, that was THAT!

Sadie, having found, stalked and, led us to three pheasant in, for us, a record 30-45 minutes, only to have us bungle our job with, not single but, multiple missed shots taken at all three, had all she was going to take from us incompetent, incapable, complete "Duffers" at this game in which, she was the obvious Master! Looking me dead in the eyes to make sure I was paying attention, she leaped up whirling around and, with an angry snarl, snapped the brown "cigar" off the top of a six foot tall cat tail behind her, scattering a million seed pods floating through the air like the feathers of what should have been a well hit pheasant. Turning full circle in midair, she landed back down on the ground still glaring at me, now standing there jaw hung open. This time she didn't just "sneeze" at me, either. Instead, she let out a head-shaking, growling "snort" of disgust as she stomped her front paw on the ground tossing sand toward me, turned and stomped off in a huff! Duke, her obedient pupil, cast an indignant, nose up gaze at me as he pranced by, following her! There was no doubt about it. The “Head Mistress” was taking the rest of the day off! And, taking her “Star Pupil” with her, “School for the Shooting Impaired” was closed!
Nevertheless, Clint, still hopeful, and I, not so much so, fell in behind wherever the two dogs went. Through thickets, across creeks, alongside ponds where the dogs plunged in and had a great time swimming after ducks they went, leaving us on our own to poke around along the shore hoping to flush another pheasant. This went on for the next couple of hours without any sparrows, much less, pheasant. Finally toward the end, Sadie lead us down a narrow, tree-lined creek; crossing it back & forth several times for a quarter of a mile or more when, the six point Mule Deer she was "entertaining" all this time finally broke the tree line cover 150 yards ahead and galloped across a wide-open field to another tree stand half a mile away! Looking down at her “pleased-with-herself” face smiling back up at us, both Clint and I could just "hear" her snidely asking, "Is THAT one big enough for one of you two Bozos to maybe hit it?"

I looked at Clint. He looked at me. And, in the same exhausted breaths we both muttered, "Let's head for the truck." The long trek back with both dogs following along behind, obviously content with their humiliating "payback", gave me ample pause to reflect on a whole new set of problems. In all the books I'd looked through in consideration of buying them to learn how to train my dog to hunt, as well as, those I have since purchased and read; I have yet to find ANYTHING written about how a DOG should teach a HUMAN to hunt!
Yet, having personally attended and, experienced just such training first-hand; rather than simply explain it by glibly saying, "That it was just another mean female plot hatched on the male gender.”, as Clint might and leave it at that. I honestly and humbly go about the business of seeking the means for membership in a nearby Trap & Skeet Club to work on my sorry scatter gunning skills to raise them sufficiently enough to meet the high standards set and expected of me by my new found teacher and, in this household, bird hunting expert, Sadie-the “Head Mistress”. Hopefully, I will regain my usual, more comfortable, not quite so perplexed but, ever more respectful of the “gentle gender”, male confidence and prowess!
“Bird-less” as it turned out, this first day’s hunt with Sadie, for me, remains the pinnacle of all the days we’ve spent together; and, one I truly cherish the most! The joy I took home that day now laid firm in the knowledge that I was the benefactor of someone’s living, one-of-a-kind, long-lost, BLACK TREASURE! She’s a gem of ever growing, near legendary proportions! And, reflecting on it always brings a grin to my face along with a head shaking chuckle from within.